Last weekend the man was in town playing at the
Wolverhampton Civic Hall. I was too broke to get a ticket and I presumed it was
the same show I saw in Manchester in June, when Monsieur Black and Señor Gass rocked my socks off!
In honour I had a Tenacious D weekend on the sofa (and a few
Wii breaks – I haven’t forgotten my French healthy life plan). Of course John Malkovich is my favourite all
time actor but with all the arty stuff and serial killing exploits, sometimes I
need laughter in my life so step forward The Black!
I started the morning with my third favourite all time film and
my favourite all time comedy – School of Rock.
If Dewey Finn was my music teacher and Eric Cantona my French teacher I
would be a Rock Star living in Paris now.
This film is 9 years old and I’m still telling people to ‘Step Off’. In
my option and probably the Grinch and Child Catcher would agree with me, the
kids in this film are actually very good and not annoying unlike most child
actors. Sarah Silverman is vile as Dewey's
evil nemesis his best friend’s girlfriend Patty and of course the role of rock
music lover Dewey was the role Jack was born to play. I wonder if School of
Rock 2 will ever be made.
Back to the sofa and next was High Fidelity: I love Barry;
he is my dream (fat) man. He isn’t in the film much but he does steal all the
scenes as the rude record shop co-worker.
Barry is the Usain Bolt of comebacks…he is so quick! And Sonic Death
Monkey would be a close behind Tenacious D in the ultimate Jack Black Band.
Half way thought the day and time for more music, with Tenacious D's
Pick of Destiny, sometimes when I watch this I think is this what Bill and Ted
would be like middle-aged. Pick of Destiny is my joint favourite musical along
with South Park the Movie (Uncle F**ker a musical masterpiece). Not much of a
storyline, but who cares it’s the history of Tenacious D, a good film to watch when you
want to rock and relax - Nothing to think
about.
Early evening now, could I squeeze one more before Wannabee
Factor? ‘That’s my condish!’ Gulliver’s Travels is a funny family film and after
hours of swearing and rocking in Pick of Destiny it was a nice change. I did watch this in 3D at the cinema, the
only bit of 3D I remember was Jack's belly coming out of the screen. I don’t
remember reading the book, but I’ve seen a few TV programmes or films in my
life to understand the story and even thou this version was very good, I don’t
remember previous Gullivers singing ‘WAR’ at the end of it. As a wannabe
travel writer, I don’t think I will be taking any advice from Jack’s Gulliver –
this film is NOT a How to Manual.
Ok this isn’t the Gulliver’s Travel trailer, but it’s very
funny.
Yes -this review is very biased but Jack Black isn’t free from a
crap film or two – Margot at a Wedding and Envy: hours of my life wasted and
the DVDs will be heading to eBay very soon.
SundayNo time for movies, as I was stalking Tenacious D outside the Wolverhampton Civic Hall. It wasn’t a wasted day as I did meet Tenacious...or maybe it was D. Jack why didn’t you come and meet the fans? And Kyle thank you for being so cool and spending time with your paying public.
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