Saturday 28 April 2012

Blue Bloods: Danny Regan rocks Birmingham!

Hangin Tough! Hangin Tough!

Last Night Danny Regan came to Boredville, well his alter-ego Donnie Wahlberg did.  Yes my favourite boy band is New Kids on the Block (Take That a close second) and last night they played the Birmingham LG Arena along with the Backstreet Boys.  Changing the words a little to ‘You Got It (The Right Stuff) – ‘First time I couldn’t go*.  Second time was a blast **. Third time I fell in love…with Donnie again’. 

*My Mom wouldn’t let me go.
** 17 January 2009 – Birmingham NIA, all good things come to those who wait…20 years.



With the UK being back in recession this concert was very considerate about my lack of cash and pending unemployment – 2 boy bands for the price of 1! Plus an added bonus of no costume changes breaks.  It was NKOTBSB, then NKOTB, then BSB, NKOTB, BSB, you get the idea and then at the end NKOTBSB performed a cool mash up of ‘Backstreet’s Back’ and ‘Hangin Tough’.  Obviously the DailyMail.co.uk journalist and I must have watched totally different shows as they were excellent and definitely not slow. I would like to see Justin Bieber and One Direction performing as well as NKOTBSB in 20 years’ time. My favourite bits were 'You Got It (The Right Stuff)', 'Cover Girl', 'Hangin Tough', 'I Want It That Way' and 'All I Have To Give'. Just one negative and improvement for their next tour – Joey New Kid should perform his beautiful song ‘Stay the Same’.

Before last night’s concert I did wonder if it would be weird watching a tough guy, NYPD Detective singing and dancing about his ‘Cover Girl’ (as I try not to live in the real world).  But the baggy trousers, Run DMC T-shirt, baseball cap and bling made sure Detective Regan staying in New York and Pop Star Wahlberg was entertaining the Birmingham crowd especially me. 

Donnie, the rest of NKOTB, Backstreet Boys and the rest of the Regan Family are all my favour of the month.

Now what shall I to do now?  Switch on my iPod or watch this week’s Blue Bloods?







Sunday 22 April 2012

Break from the box: Verbier on the cheap(est)

This time last weekend I was on a break from my ‘telecommade’, spending four nights in Verbier, Switzerland, thanks to an invite from Monsieur X.  Before he told me about this place, the only thing I knew about Verbier was the rich and famous go there. So what’s good enough for Prince Harry and Richard Branson it’s good enough for me…however not having the same bank balance as them how could I visit Verbier with only £400 in my holiday fund?

1. I can’t ski (learning to snowboard is on my bucket list), so no ski pass, extra baggage  charges or ski rentals.
2. No need to take out a mortgage to stay at a 5 star hotel as I was staying at Maison de X. 

I flew out on Easyjet’s last winter flight from Birmingham and returned to Manchester five days later. The flight was only £150 and I booked it two weeks before departure. For once my flight was on time (yes I was shocked too), giving me an hour to pop in my contact lenses, sort out my hair and hope I looked at least 7 out of 10 for when I met Monsieur X.  The train station was connected to Geneva airport and the credit card ticket machines were easy to use after I called him to find out what train station I was going to – Le Châble changing at Martigny. And if I had an extra 30 minutes after the mini make –over I would have hit the shops in the station instead of standing in front of a mirror.
My train was on time (living in England I’m not used to this luxury), but I did stress a little as the information board didn’t mention Martigny, no one on the platform to ask and a long queue at the information office. I don’t think I started to relax until after Geneva station when the train conductor said changer à Martigny.  A return train ticket from Geneva Airport to La Chable cost 104CHF,  it would have been cheaper booking the ticket on the Internet but I didn’t trust my plane to land on time never mind early.  Even thou the two and half hour train journey was expensive the views of Lake Geneva was worth every Franc.  The journey from the airport to Lausanne could have been any city out to any countryside, views of factories, apartment blocks and fields but there were little glimpses of the Lake. The future away from Geneva the more of the Lake and mountains I could see. Then after Lausanne the views are amazing and relaxing passing though Montreux on the way. The closer I got to Verbier my stress levels reduced – screw work and my problems; I’m surrounded by a beautiful lake and its surroundings.

not the best photo on a moving train

Looking at the train timetable it looked like a tight change over at Martigny, I only had five minutes to change platforms from getting off at platform 2 and catching a local train to Le Chable at platform 50! Stress level went up again however there are only 5 platforms at Martigny 1,2,3,4 and 50. Pheww!!!! Another 20 minutes going up to Le Châble and Monsieur X. I was getting nervous as I haven’t seen my best friend for 18 months and a lot of water had gone under our bridge.
I didn’t have to worry, he was happy to see me, as I was happy to see him and relieved I had no more travelling to do for a few days…apart from going up to Verbier. From Le Châble station up to Verbier can be reached by bus or cable car and we opted to travel by cable car (11CHF). More amazing views of the mountains and at this time of year there was more green than white.
For a non-skier Verbier is very small, majority of the bars, restaurants and shops in walking distance from the ‘place centrale’ roundabout.  With my own personal Holiday Rep and translator, the first bar I experienced was the Central T Bar complete with Sky TV, and enjoyed my first beer of the weekend.  The average cost of a small beer in Verbier was around 4CHF, a coffee 3.50CHF and a hot chocolate 4CHF.  For dinner we went to Borsalino Pizzeria nearby, sharing pizza and a pasta dish. It was one of the best pasta dishes I have had since working in Sicily. The meals and a bottle of wine cost around 60CHF.  We ended the evening with a night cap at Le Cosy Bar, (http://www.phenix-verbier.com/verbier/cosybar_francais.html) a small, quiet and yes –cosy bar next to the bus station. 
While Monsieur X when to work, I spend the majority of Friday morning dying on a sofa (hangover, tiredness or Altitude sickness - who knows) in the Medran bar, trying not to get my bad head kicked in by children on the nearly rock climbing wall.  My plan was to sleep off my sickness at Mansion de X, but the steep peaceful walk down to Médières helped my headache. Fresh air is the best medicine but I did feel like I was having a heart attack half way back up thou.


Médières
 




My appetite was back and fondue was on (every) menu.  Fondue Fromage at Le Caveau, Place Centrale was plat de jour and the strong cheese smell drew us into this popular restaurant and making me feel more hungry.  Le Caveau friendly staff made us feel very welcome and served up an amazing meal of Fondue, plate of meats and a bottle of wine (101CHF). Before heading back to Médières a visit to Nelson’s bar opposite the bus station, a English looking bar with live music (or a DJ) and a nightcap at the Loft bar next door.
Saturday the plan was to visit the museum ‘musee aplin’ however it was closed. Please note it opens at 2pm. The quiet (and I think empty) Centre Culturel du Hameau complex surrounding the museum would be amazing if the rich would invest in a few new bar and restaurant business venues.  At this present time only the ducks was taking advantage of the scenery. On the way back down to ‘Place Centrale’ we stopped off at Le Adrian Hotel for a drink. We only saw the reception and the bar of this 5* star hotel, but I could live this type of life. It was back to reality and I was hungry again, no 100CHF fondue this time just fish and chips at the sandwich bar near the bus station. 10CHF for a cone of chips and fish ‘nuggets’ thrown in.
The evening started in le Cosy Bar for a quiet one, before playing pool in the Big Ben pub and watching how the ‘other half’ party in Le Casita. Monsieur X was working at a birthday party and I sat at the bar drooling over the wasted food as it went back to the kitchen bins.  We did manage to have a piece of birthday cake and a free beer. Another nightcap in Nelson’s bar finishing off the night falling asleep in the smoking bar.
Sunday we headed down to Le Châble for a bit of cow fighting ‘combats de reines’ very popular but with an entrance fee of 15CHF which was the same price as three small beers. We opted for the drinks at Le Châble’s Restaurant de Gietroz and Le Chat Bleu (the food menu looked amazing I hate being poor). My last evening in Switzerland was started in the Medran bar; Monsieur X said there was a rock concert there. I would say it was a pub band that played at the Nelson the night before. Bon Jovi is a rock concert.  After the ‘concert’ it was the Le Fer a Cheval for more drinks and Chez  Martin (www.chezmartin.ch) for pizza. Very tasty but I think Borsalino just beat it.
So time to price it up, did I still to my budget.
Flight: £160
Train: 105 CHF (Geneva – La Châble standard return ticket) = £80
Drinks: 70CHF ish(beaucoup small beers and hot chocolates) = £50 ish
Food: 90CHF(pizza, pasta and fish and chips Monsieur X paid for the Fondue) = £70
Buses and cable car: 35CHF (one way cable car 11CHF, one way bus ticket 3CHF – 4.20CHF) = £27
TOTAL= £390
It can be done…just! You just need your only Monsuier X and no intention to ski.
It maybe not be part of my TV travel bucket list, but it was an excellent trip with excellent views, excellent food and of course an excellent friend.
The only negative part of my trip was at the UK passport control at Manchester Airport…they let me back into the country. Back to reality, back to redundantly and back to 70% of Sky box memory to watch.











Sunday 8 April 2012

Holiday Complaint Letter I would love to send

Dear Mr and Mrs Holidaymaker

Welcome home from your holiday!  
We wish to bring a few issues regarding your behaviour on your recent holiday to your attention. Firstly we would like to confirm that we do not offer discounts on our excursions for guests on benefits, our company policy is if you're receiving  job seekers, tax credits, child benefit etc AND you can pay for a foreign holiday, this must mean you can afford an overpriced booze cruise. On the subject of costs, as your holiday documents clearly stated your booking was for 7 nights at a late choice 2 star accommodation on arrival, costing £200 each not the 4 star hotel you yelled about at our underpaid and overworked Holiday Rep. If you preferred to stay in luxury then unfortunately you do have to pay for it.

We would also like to inform you about issues regarding the rest of your family. For future reference the elderly members of your group should remember to take our holiday insurance or at least bring enough money to pay for their air ambulance home, as we, the local hospitals and insurance companies to not give out free medicines and operations. Not matter how many wars they have served in or how many times they say ‘in my day’.
Regarding your children’s illnesses, the food in the hotel did not make your children sick, it was the fact you couldn’t control and stop your children from eating 4 hamburgers, 25 chicken nuggets and 2 ice creams before noon. Also another factor (or lack of it) is if you don’t put sunblock on your child then they will turn red and constantly complain about the pain they are suffering. This is not the responsibility of the Holiday Rep or the Hotel.

Thank you for informing our Holiday Rep of your family history and connections, like most of our (unhappy) customers, we are aware that many of them also have family members who are lawyers, journalists or work for TV programmes which specialises in holiday industry. We have learnt that hundreds of people have family members that work for Watchdog.

Thank you for your time and we look forward to you booking your next holiday with someone else.

Kind regards

 
Your friendly P*ssed off Holiday Company.


P.S If you get drunk and high then decide to jump off your balcony, don’t come running to us.
 

FYI - Benidorm the itv show - series 1: brilliant. The rest: recycled jokes.