Tuesday 28 May 2013

Isle of Wight: Can £9.50 go a long way?

No trip to France this month it was time for our annual The Sun newspaper £9.50 holiday much to the relief of my bank balance. This year’s long weekend was to the Isle of Wight so technically that counts as ‘abroad’ right?

Let’s just get the cost out of the way a ‘Sun £9.50 holiday’ don’t cost £9.50, unless you’re so tight you take your own bed linen and prefer to stay in a caravan without electricity instead of using the holiday park’s facilities.  This year’s four night trip cost around £45 each which included upgrading to a cottage, electricity, linen, park passes, and ferry (priority loading with Red Funnel) for four people. Where in the UK can you stay in a hotel for 3 nights for a total price of £45 apart from a few bail hostels or DSS hotels?

We chose to stay at the Rookery Country Park as it is situated in the centre an excellent location for exploring the island and a car journey from the Country Park to the north, south, west and east worked out to be around 40 minutes. Our upgrade to a cottage was a spacious bungalow with the usual mod-cons you might find in a mobile home along with a washing machine and my personal favourite a dishwasher.  It just needed Sky TV for the accommodation to be perfect.  As it was the middle of May and low season (or very low season), the park’s chip shop was shut and there wasn't many guests staying here, they were either fellow ‘£9.50ers’, die hard fisherman who sat around the fishing lake in the rain or wedding guests.   The entertainment room was closed for two nights (due to the wedding)so the entertainers did their acts in the bar/reception.,  but as we were only using the park as a base we were too tired on the night to worry about the lack of space.

Starting in the North we visited Osborne House, Queen Victoria’s home (£13.40 entrance fee). I was dragged there by my Mom but it was actually very interesting and it took a couple of hours to walk around the house and grounds where Queen Vic holidayed and died. It was a long walk to the Swiss Cottage where her children played and her private beach, gold stars for the person who came up with the idea of a shuttle bus we only walked from the Swiss Cottage to the beach and that was hard work so we might not have bothered if there was no transport between the house, cottage and beach. 
Osborne House

Queen Victoria's private beach
 

To the (South) East, there is Shaklin Beach very quiet (again very low season) but The Waterfront Inn’s lunchtime menu food was very tasty and well-priced (jacket potato and prawns with a hot drink £8). It had a beautiful sea view and a helpful waiter who kept breaking out into song, maybe hoping someone in the restaurant was friends with Simon Cowell.  A bit further up the coast from Shaklin was Sandown which looked like a nice place in the summer, but on a raining Sunday in May it didn’t look so good and we only walked three quarters long the pier as the wind and rain was to strong for us to reach the end, a cup of tea in the pier cafe was more inviting. 

Going west was my favourite part of this weekend the Jimi Hendrick status outside the Dimbola Lodge Museum in Freshwater. The statue was to commemorate Jimi’s appearance at the Isle of Wight Festival in 1970,the Dimbola Lodge was the home of Victorian photographer Julia Margaret Cameron and the lodge shows her work and exhibits other photographers work. We weren’t keen on walking around a museum (holiday fatigue kicking in) so it made our day that ‘Jimi’ was in front of the museum. Perfectly placed next to the car park but away from the entrance, I could take my photos and leave without feeling guilty about not buying an admission ticket. 
 
 
Jimi Hendrick status
 

With the corners kind of covered we went into the Centre to Newport. I think we took a wrong turning in Newport, as the Centre wasn’t any different to any other English City Centre, same shops, same coffee shops but it wasn’t a wasted journey as The George Pub’s pasta bolognese and garlic bread was gorgeous, filing and probably my favourite meal of the weekend. This pub offered daily specials for only £7 - £9 and this particular portion was massive. 

My holiday tip for other Isle of Wight virgins is pick up a copy of Island Visitor magazine, on the cover is states ‘ The essential guide to the Isle of Wight’ and it is! We only visited a few places and there is so much more to see that a few return visits have been added to my travel bucket list. 

Now it’s time to stop travelling for a few months and start saving for my next trip – its back to the TV, I hope my sky box as recorded some good stuff over the last few months.
 
 
Useful websites/addresses
Rookley Country Park - http://www.rookleycountrypark.co.uk/
Osborne House – www.english-heritage.org.uk
Dimbola lodge museum - http://www.dimbola.co.uk/
Waterfront Inn, 19 Esplanade, Shanklin, P037 6BN
The George Pub, 92 St James' St, Town Centre, Newport (IOW) PO30 1LB

Saturday 25 May 2013

Help! I think I've turned American

I dream I could take a pill and be able to speak fluent French and live happily in Provence thanks to my lottery win (still waiting for my numbers to come up). However recently I think I’m an American.

The signs are:

1.   After hundreds of hours of revision disguised as watching TV. I’m sure I’m fully qualified to work for any of these three letters - BAU, NCIS, CTU, FBI, CIA, SUV, CBI etc. I think I know more about the US Navy than the British one. Semper Fi!

2.   If I ever had kids – I think Dexter, Walden, Chandler, Brick and Axel are great names for them.

3.   I ‘profile’ everyone (reason 1001 why I’m still single) including family, friends and work colleagues and I’m sure a few of them show serial killer/psychopath characteristics.

4.   Obsessed with random numbers – what does they mean? Is it the end of the world? Where do the threads lead to? 

5.   My manners have improved my swearing has been reduced to letters. For true no B.S you S.O.B! But I have stopped myself from calling people Sir and Ma’am

6.   When I watch Sky, BBC and France 24 news I think unsubs and perps instead of suspects and defendants and if I ever found myself in trouble I would ‘lawyer up’.

7.   I think there is a ‘Revolution’ coming whenever there is a power cut or when my phone/laptop battery is low. I’ve even printed a few of my favourite photos just in case.

8.  My walk to the office with other Wage Slaves it feels like I’m stuck in a Walking Dead episode I feel more Walker than Walker Bait.

9.  Even after 9 years since its last episode I SO still speak like Chandler…and continue to use their catchphrases.  For Example ‘I’m not just a hat stand my friend’ & ‘Lips moving still talking’.

10.If I ever suffer from a blunt force trauma I wouldn’t go to Casualty I would go to the ER.

I still have a bit of Britishness left in me.  I don’t have the same appetite like Hannibal, I haven’t felt the need to fight crime with a bow and arrow and  I haven’t broken out into song yet like Glee or Smash and in Birmingham the only music in the streets is usually the out of tune local loons and drunks not like the talented bunch in Treme.

All I can now say is God Bless America!!!

Saturday 4 May 2013

24 hours in Marseille: An unplanned weekend


I was supposed to be in Courchevel for the last weekend of ski season but due to my best friend/Holiday Rep Monsieur X’s winter season finishing two weeks early I was a girl with a flight ticket but nowhere to go. Oui! The easiest way to get to Marseille from the UK is direct flights from most London airports with Air France, Ryanair, Easyjet and BA. Moi - on the other hand arrived via Geneva as the train ticket return from Marseille (£145ish) was still cheaper than booking new flights and you can’t moan about a train ride though the beautiful Provence countryside. 

 
My detour to Marseille took me 7 hours via Culoz yes I never heard of the place either (it looked like a very nice field) and Lyon arriving at Marseille St Charles Train Station very tired, hungry and happy to be in the 2013’s European Capital of Culture. The last time I visited Marseille was 7 years ago and I felt the city was much cleaner now than back in 2005, this was at 10pm and I was proved right the next morning. We stayed one night  for 70€ at the Hotel Lutetia, 38 Allée Léon Gambetta, which is a  few minutes’ walk from the train station. A small room modern and clean, the shower was big enough for a small child and so was the lift – it could only take two people standing side by side without bags. But the bed was so comfortable and we couldn’t hear much (if any) city centre noise from outside just what I needed after my detour.
 
Next day after walking down the narrow and sometimes steep side streets we found another hotel for the night in the business district Le Joliette – The B&B La Joliette, 52 rue de Forbin, 13002, right next to the Metro Station and a weekend rate of 58€ (without breakfast) – a bigger bedroom and a much bigger shower – luxury for us adult sized humans.

After dumping our bags and a layer of clothing (it was so hot) we brought a Metro/tram 24 hours pass for 5€ and headed to the free Funny Zoo Park at the Palais Longchamp Park at the Cinq Avenue Longchamp Metro Stop. This park is full of bright coloured animal (and random dinosaurs!) statues ‘living in their original cages’. 





Funny Zoo 'animals'
 
 
Then back into the City Centre and the Vieux Port where we saw more of these animals scattered around the city for its Capital of Culture year. After window shopping and taking more photos of the ‘funny animals’ we stopped off at the Marseille Football Club bar - L'OM Cafe in the port.  For a Marseille Football Fan like myself I would have preferred to watch a match (I have caught the travel football bug after my Paris trip) but as they were playing away a trip to the club shop and bar was enough for me…for this trip.
 




Vieux Port
 
A few more drinks around the port before we took the Petit Train tour to the Church on the top of the hill - Notre-Dame de la Garde, we past the island Château d'If -  famous for being one of the settings of Alexandre Dumas novel Count of Monte Cristo Island (another film connection ticked).  The tour lasted about 1 ½ hour and this included 20 minutes stop at the Notre Dame de la Garde to take loads of photo of the views of Marseille all for only 7€.
Notre Dame de la Garde

View from Notre Dame de la Garde - middle island is Château d'If

Heading back down the hill was very bumpy and steep and once we reached the end of our tour it was back to bars to watch the sun go down over the port drinking happy hour cocktails at the very busy Exit Bar on the corner of Quai Rive Neuve and Rue Fort Notre Dame before dinner at the nearby restaurant - Restaurant Le 13, 13 Quai Rive Neuve, Vieux Port, 13007 Marseille for Salmon and Pasta for 13€ and a hell of lot of wine.
I wish we could have spent another few days in Marseille (we went to Salon-De-Provence for an evening to recover) to see some of the other exhibitions and events going on, however this weekend was unplanned and it feels to me these sort of weekends are the best and this one was.
My Top Tip for visiting Marseille – The perfect hangover cure after the day and night before – Steak and Chips at the Brasserie De Joliette, 7 Place de la Joliette for 10€. The portions were massive!


Useful Websites

http://www.restaurantle13marseille.com/

http://marseillecityofculture.eu/capital-of-culture.html

http://www.mp2013.fr/?lang=en